Wack Tracks are a regular feature to Hawk Mornings.

Written by Glen Slingerland and Sadie, and produced by Calvin Rempel and the Chill-Billies, Wack Tracks are a fun play on Life in Chilliwack.

Below is an archive of Wack Tracks as played and re-played on 89.5 The Hawk. To listen, simply click on the Wack Track Song you wish to hear.

New Year's Resolution - Performed by the Chill-Billies.

Music based on The Beatles - Revolution. 

Another Great Christmas Tune - End of the Line

the Chiefs are Back in Town - written by the Chill-Billies.

Music based on Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back in Town.

You know those days... When the Air is Ripe in Chilliwack (and other parts of the Valley)? Introducing - Just in time for FALL: Get Me a Ventilator - Written by Glen and Sadie

Music based on Aerosmith - Love in an Elevator

Train Tracks - Concieved and written by the Chill-Billies after a long wait on Young Road. Ring any bells?

Music Based on: B-52's - Love Shack

Mayor Sharon's Business was introduced in January 2011. It's an ode to the hardest working mayor in Chilliwack.... No.... Wait... In the Fraser Valley. Thanks to Sharon Gaetz for being such a good sport (as always) and enjoying a Wack Track that is all about Sharon.

Music based on: BTO - Takin' Care of Business

No Gravy Tonight debuted just in time for Christmas. A time when we simply eat too much. No Gravy Tonight is sure to become a Christmas classic, celebrated for many years to come.

Music based on: The Guess Who - No Sugar Tonight

City Bus takes a poke at the City Bus Transit System (or lack there of) that crawls around Chilliwack. If you ever have a few hours to kill, you might make it from Sardis to Chilliwack, but only after several transfers and lots of waiting. And if you take the bus, say hello to the other person that chose to take the bus that day.

Music based on: The Who - Magic Bus

Tall Cool Person with a chalkstick delves into the "Don't Park a Minute Over 2 Hours" parking we enjoy(?) in Chilliwack. If you ever get a parking ticket - pay it right away before it gets sent to collections.

Music based on: The Hollies - Long Cool Woman (in a black dress)

Cellphone Calling was written solely to make fun of those that still haven't learned how unsafe it is to drive while talking on the cellphone (forget the cost of the fine). C'Mon People - Put the Phones down and stick a Bluetooth in your Ear!

Music based on: The Clash - London Calling

Metrosexual Glen is the original Wack Track! A tribute (nail on the head) to 89.5 The Hawk Morning Guy - Glen Slingerland. Metrosexual Glen showcases Glen's need to be... you know... Glen!

Music Based on: the Odds - Heterosexual Man